Bed sheet and no pants.

I like it when her pressure’s hard and hot but they’re both difficult to get to the right setting.

HEY bay-BEE. HEY bay-BEE. HEY bay-BEE.

Powder it and put it in paint that is later sold in paintings for charitable reasons.

Take the bull by his horns and eat his meat?

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker- Give your girl the gift of candy if you’re not a damn Chav.

In the dentist’s chair. which effectively got this song in my head

I THINK WE SHOULD CALL IT YOUR GRAVE HAHAHA MINE IS AN EVIL LAUGH

I am an experienced medical doctor recently returned from Afghanistan.

Feel free to contact me about my work with Sherlock Holmes, ask anything within reason, and feel free to give us any case leads or requests. Cheers.

[Cosplay/ask/RP blog for John, part of the Cake & Bees Cosplay Collective, but I'll interact with anyone. Done for fun and all that. If you don't really care for Johnlock, I suggest turning back now. Main/OOC blog:pickanycard ]

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